El Inspector Ardilla

Too much mucous ughhhh.

I hope my gf's mom doesn't get the flu because of me. Guilt...rising. Sense of worth....plummeting.

The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf has lackluster, overpriced pastries. Their house coffee also sux.

 I haven't gone 2 miles from my house in a couple of weeks. I just cooked the rest of the ground meat in the fridge to keep it from spoiling and my burgers are lackluster. Lackluster! It made me sad. 

 If my conversation was like a cake, it would be a tiny misshapen cake...missing the eggs and salt...and it would be covered with pineapple chunks and jawbreakers and cloves. And I would present it to you with a big grin and you would struggle to catch it in your arms and smile in thanks at the same time.

I think this is a really good version of I'm on Fire.

( tmi )

 I hate how "This tastes like a peanut" sounds a lot like "This tastes like a penis" to some people. I think my mom heard the latter today because she paused and said loudly "A PEANUT??" Yes mom.  Don't worry. Ugh. Stupid word. I'm not even one of those people who say "peanit". 

 So I quit summer school and joined my mom in NY to visit the fambly. It was special and stuff. Stressful too though of course. And surprisingly, the hot humid weather wasn't *that* bad. In fact the humidity made my skin super soft and my face less oily. Maybe I should look into a facial moisturizer. 

I don't think I'm ever going back to school and it makes me scared and sad. I've wasted so much time and money. I'm in a bigggg shithole now. I see no way out of this room in my mom's house. 

 I got lucky on Pandora recently with my "Watson Twins" radio station. I get to sample a ton of their songs, and I've also been introduced to the awesomeness of Mazzy Star. I'd only heard "Fade Into You" before, and I was like eh, but i'm really starting to appreciate her now. 

 I'm truly horrified by my capacity for laziness. Soon I won't even get up to go to the bathroom. On a related note, check out this site: www.knowyourmeme.com

*correction: I *wish* I was truly horrified. honestly I'm not giving much of a shit.